Court Fishies Fan Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Go deep.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Goldfish funeral

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Fish Workout

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Catch-22

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'