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'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Go deep.'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Fish Workout

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Catch-22

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'