Court Comics Gifts

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Gary turns 40.

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Supremacist Court

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

"My client demands a jury trial."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

'Your Honor, I'm here to make excuses for my client.'