Court Comics Gifts

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Gary turns 40.

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Supremacist Court

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

". . . and that's the story of why you should find this defendant. . . GUILTY!"

I rest my case, your honor, in celebration of "Casual Defense Friday." ! !

"My client demands a jury trial."

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'