Court Cash Collector Gifts

'I had a great game, but - hey. It's not about my stats. It's all about how much money I make every time I walk onto that court.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

European currency on the edge.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Money Plant.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'