Court Cash Collector T-Shirts

'I had a great game, but - hey. It's not about my stats. It's all about how much money I make every time I walk onto that court.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

The tooth fairy.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

European currency on the edge.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."