Course Custodian Gifts

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The Golfing Accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Superintendent

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Conan the Custodian.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'He has a learning disorder.'

Florida Golf.

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Emin's bed, tidied up.