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"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The Golfing Accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Superintendent

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Florida Golf.

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'He has a learning disorder.'

Conan the Custodian.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Cameron to improve school discipline - 'Stop arguing about David Cameron's leadership.'