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'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Florida Golf.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Golfers lost on the road

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

"Does school really help people with real life?"