Course Taker Pillows

"You signed up yesterday!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Golfers lost on the road

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Florida Golf.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'