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I think it's genetic. My mother also has a way with coupons.

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Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

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Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Smart Arse"

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Funky Facts: USA.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'