Coupon Champ Pillows

'This is very uncommon with men, Mr. Beegley... 'Coupon Clippers Wrist'.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Do you have any coupons?'

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Careful...she bites."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

"You gave at the office, but you work from home?"