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'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

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'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

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"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

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'Do you have any coupons?'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

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'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

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'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'