Coupon Champ Mugs

'This is very uncommon with men, Mr. Beegley... 'Coupon Clippers Wrist'.'

CVS receipt airplane banner

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Do you have any coupons?'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Stock Wanted

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Careful...she bites."

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Ant Farm Concert

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

"You gave at the office, but you work from home?"