Coding Champ Pillows

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

Inclusive speech

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Hardware and software

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Your website or mine?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Open Source.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'