Coding Champ Pillows

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

Inclusive speech

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Hardware and software

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'Your website or mine?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Silicon Vale

Open Source.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"