Code Champion Pillows

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

Computer Time Bomb.

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

Zero Tolerance

The shining light of open-source software.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'