Code Lover Pillows

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

Zero Tolerance

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Silicon Vale

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"