Code Lover Pillows

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

Zero Tolerance

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"#notguilty."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stop and Birch

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Silicon Vale

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'