Program Lover Pillows

'If he wasn't in a 12-step program he wouldn't get any exercise at all.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Spoiler alert."

Jungle Games

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Yoyos

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Scrip Doctor

Whack A Soul.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

Electronic Abacus

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'