Couples Therapy Initiation Gifts

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Licensed Therapist

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Postwar is hell."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Window Treatment

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Your Home Remodel Team

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."