Couples Therapy Initiation Pillows

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Window Treatment

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Your Home Remodel Team

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"