Couple's Therapy Pillows

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Your Home Remodel Team

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"See how controlling he is?!"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

Express Therapy

"You see?"

A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'