Couples Jam Gifts

French horn.

The No No No's

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Incompatible.

Plum jam...

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Baby Making on Board

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

"He answers back."

"Sometimes I run the recording of my own wedding backwards showing me coming out of the church a free man."

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

'Oh hello, dear - I didn't hear you come in.'

"Have I been a good husband, Audrey?"

"I don't want to treat you like dirt, but I don't want to lose you, either."

Early cable: Cave Box Office.

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'

Moustache lotion

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

Greg sleeps on the couch.