Couple Friends Gifts

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I'm being a good boy for the sake their marriage.'

"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Wildlife

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Sauvignon Bonk

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays