Couple Friends T-Shirts

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I'm being a good boy for the sake their marriage.'

"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Wildlife

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'T.M.I.F.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Sauvignon Bonk

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."