Friends Who Are A Couple T-Shirts

Happy Anniversary!

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Wildlife

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'T.M.I.F.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."