County Explorer Gifts

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Tree Squirrel

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Clandestine cows.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Just in time

Car Journey.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Department of Dot Connection

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Hiker's right of way.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!