County Explorer Prints

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Tree Squirrel

Clandestine cows.

Dogs and Chickens

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Car Journey.

Just in time

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Hiker's right of way.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

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