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'The stars are amazing out here in the country.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

About time!

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

The Cattle show Week.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up