Country Serenity Lovers Pillows

'The stars are amazing out here in the country.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Cattle show Week.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

The Scenic Route

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Horse Clean-up