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Down On the Farm

Can You Spot the Differences?

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Scotch and water musick."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Kultural K9's.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Bashful in Nashville

Three Ladies

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain