Country Singer T-Shirts

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Dolly Parton

'The perfect country star...'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Big macho country video take 15!"

In concert with Garth Vader

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm putting you on country music."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Towny Music Night.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"The times – They have a changed."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'