Country Music T-Shirts

Supply was out of harps.

JimmyFest 2006

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Well, I was offered 15 million to do a movie with Julia Roberts, but I'll keep farming ..that was a joke.'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Rhinestone Accountant

The country-rap scene

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Dolly Parton

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm putting you on country music."

Dolly Parton

Kris Kristofferson

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

Banjo Player

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

Blake Shelton

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"I'm the guy that got Willie Nelson on the road again."

"Sat, Hank - whoever wrote our musical accompaniment ought to be shot, don'cha think?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Cowboy's to-do list.

Jimmie Rodgers

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Country Music's first major black star, Charlie Pride, dies of complications of Covid-19

'I've checked on the computer and right now we don't have anything where the buffalo roam.'

Willie Nelson

Johnny Cashpoint.

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

Bobby Biddle, world's worst country singer.

Elvis Presley

A good year for the Roses.