Country Music Pillows

Supply was out of harps.

JimmyFest 2006

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The country-rap scene

Dolly Parton

"I'm putting you on country music."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Rhinestone Accountant

Country Music's first major black star, Charlie Pride, dies of complications of Covid-19

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"Sat, Hank - whoever wrote our musical accompaniment ought to be shot, don'cha think?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

A good year for the Roses.

Johnny Cashpoint.

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

Cowboy

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

Banjo Player

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

"He loves country music."

"It was different in the old days. They said, 'Git along little dogie,' and, by God, we got along."

In concert with Garth Vader

Everyone laughed at Hank for being the only drummer in a country western band with a set of Timpanis until one night at Gilley's bar

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

Bob Dylan