Country Musician Pillows

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Johnny Cash

"He loves country music."

Nashville Peacock

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Elvis Presley

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Towny Music Night.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Down On the Farm

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

The Invention of Country Music.

Music from the moon.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.