Country Singer Pillows

Dolly Parton

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Dolly Parton

'The perfect country star...'

Willie Nelson

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Cowboy's to-do list.

Darth Brooks

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Big macho country video take 15!"

The Trace Adkins Diet

In concert with Garth Vader

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Elvis Presley

Cockerel sings the blues...

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"The times – They have a changed."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'