Country Mouse, City Mouse T-Shirts

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dogs and Chickens

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Mouse shopping after hours

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Nutcracker mice

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Complementary wine and cheese

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Perplexed Farmer

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

Deja Moo.

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

Ghost afraid of a mouse.