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'When did YOU go country?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

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About time!

"That was definitely mine."

An English Gold Field

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Yoghurt man

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Wedding Wellies

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

A centi-stampede.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"I've never trusted cows."

Flat Cap and whippet

'What's the night life-like?

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'