Country Classic T-Shirts

Flat Cap and whippet

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Cowpunk

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Music from the moon.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."