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'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Alternative fielding positions

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Farmer and FIsherman

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

About time!

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

An English Gold Field

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'