Country Critter Gifts

'When did YOU go country?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Farmer and FIsherman

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

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"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Dogs and Chickens

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

Wedding Wellies

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Yoghurt man

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

A centi-stampede.

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"I've never trusted cows."

Flat Cap and whippet

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'What's the night life-like?