Country Mouse, City Mouse Prints

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

Ask me about my litter! !

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dogs and Chickens

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Nutcracker mice

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Complementary wine and cheese

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Perplexed Farmer

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Deja Moo.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

Race you upstairs.