Country Kitchen Enthusiast Gifts

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Holiday Supplies

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"You're famous, Angus."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Scales

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.