Foodie With A Taste For Country Charm Gifts

Kelly's Kountry Kitchen: 'You call this Korned Beef & Kabbage!?'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"You're famous, Angus."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

The Cattle show Week.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"It's all about the milk."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

Stuffed.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'

Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

A Prisoner of Food.

Builders discussing a new chimney

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

'For God's sake, Elias - it's 1645! If you don't let me out by 1700, the dinner will be ruined!'

Parisian Types - Cooks, having mistakenly put a sponge in a pie

A Norfolk Dumpling.