Country Cuisine Gifts

Kelly's Kountry Kitchen: 'You call this Korned Beef & Kabbage!?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Rump roast?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Queen of Quinoa

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

High Riders of the Old West

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I fart more than that!

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"How's the salmon?"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.