Country Cuisine Gifts

Kelly's Kountry Kitchen: 'You call this Korned Beef & Kabbage!?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Rump roast?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Country Bumpkin.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

High Riders of the Old West

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I fart more than that!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"How's the salmon?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"The bagels are better in New York."