Cuisine Gifts

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Impasta syndrome

'Honey, I fear to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'Personally I prefer English cooking.'

A frog points out the Chef that left him without legs at a police line-up.

Chinese business cuisine.

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

Tramp enjoys good food.

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

French Man on a bicycle.

Bad For You: A Restaurant

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

How Brussels controls the food chain.

Takeaway options.

Diversity Cafe

'Wow! This meal if fit for a king.'

'Let's not order the cheap house wine again!!'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Are you any good at running, waiter?'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Birds.

Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

Wine Eiffel Tower

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"The fork Luke...Use the fork."

"It's fondue night!"