Cuisine Mugs

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Impasta syndrome

A frog points out the Chef that left him without legs at a police line-up.

'Honey, I fear to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'Personally I prefer English cooking.'

Chinese business cuisine.

Bad For You: A Restaurant

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

Tramp enjoys good food.

French Man on a bicycle.

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

Diversity Cafe

How Brussels controls the food chain.

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Are you any good at running, waiter?'

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

'Let's not order the cheap house wine again!!'

Birds.

'Wow! This meal if fit for a king.'

Takeaway options.

Wine Eiffel Tower

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."