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"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Bashful in Nashville

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

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"You're famous, Angus."

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"That was definitely mine."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Dogs and Chickens

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"