Country Call Prints

Your Country Needs MOO!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Bashful in Nashville

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"That was definitely mine."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Dogs and Chickens

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."