Couch Potato Cinema Enthusiasts Gifts

'Obese brother'.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"In da house"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."