Couch Potato Cinema Enthusiasts Pillows

'Obese brother'.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Couch Potatoes

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'