Couch Potato Comedy Lover Gifts

The "staring back at you" channel

"I can't believe you watched all three bowl games!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.